a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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opinions are like assholes: you should think twice before you expose a stranger to yours
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BROTHERS GRIMM FAIRYTALES HONEY
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Possibly the most hipster discussion ever printed by Marvel.
the smartest man on earth is looking straight at the fourth wall “can you believe this”
“for chrissakes how many times have i gone through this kind of shit”
“why is everyone i know like this”
A range of colourful buildings of both Chinese and Western design have been built on a bridge in Linshi Wine Town, southwest China’s Chongqing Municipality
Picture: HAP/Quirky China News / Rex Features
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a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake
This is a lie. I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add. Im not scorned by it. just a fact.
oh my god
make up is gross and I don’t like it because it’s like tricking guys into thinking you’re attractive
this post just keeps getting better
gosh dudes it’s really a mystery why you’re getting “friendzoned” when u have such reasonable and healthy views about women.
and when they’re so good at getting the point, too!
I never get tired of this photo.
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”
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