pubes are moss for ur genitals
A ROOLUING BONER GATWEHETRS NO MOSSSSSSSSSSSS
PAPA WAS A ROLLING BONER
WHEREVER HE LAID HIS SHAFT WAS HIS HOME
This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.
The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting out seedlings. As it has access to light, it continues to photosynthesize. The water builds up on the inside of the bottle and then rains back down on the plants in a miniature version of the water cycle.As leaves die, they fall off and rot at the bottom producing the carbon dioxide and nutrients required for more plants to grow.
(via autoclaveheart)
f*ck impressionism. yeah i got an IMPRESSION alright, i got the IMPRESSION you’re full of shit! [guitar shredding, pops on sunglasses, kicks over monet’s canvas, recites limp bizkit raps in a taunting voice]
CLAUDE DEFUCKYERSELF
CHOCOLATE STARFISH! YEAH!
what’s the science behind the male nerd voice
can we do a study or something because I really need to know
well, i dunno, but given their nasally, raggedy breathing, they are exemplary specimens indeed of the “honky”
I know there are a hundred other cooler fusions out there, but how was I supposed to resist this little idiot?
holy shitballs, im so in love!!!!
(via felrender)
MONETIZE YOUR CAT: The CFO of Lofter’s parent company, Netease, is sweating profusely and...
The CFO of Lofter’s parent company, Netease, is sweating profusely and chomping his cigar. A nervous analyst says, “Sir, I don’t understand. Our traffic has nearly doubled since our successful buzz-marketing campaign over the Yahoo-Tumblr deal. At current rates we’ll be competition for DianDian in…
What’s left of the Warren Theater… And the words left are just creepy. #warrentjeater #oklahoma #oklahomacity #tornadoseason #tornado #moore
(via hatewizard)
ABOMINATIONS - set 2!
Marodra and Caterbra!
its offical, Marodra is my favourite of the ones ive done :) i love lionfish, so i thought I’d try and use them for the fins.
seriously guys, it’s so much fun!
(via partlysmith)
but margaret thatcher DOES have a blog. it’s just that you can only read it if you’re in hell
also it’s the only thing people in hell can read
